Signs of Understanding |
Enjoy signs of Melbourne..
Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed
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On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber
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On a Church's Bill board:
7 days without God makes one weak
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At a Tyre Store
Invite us to your next blow-out
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On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts
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In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action
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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push
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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place
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On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff
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On a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming
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In a Vets waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait
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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak
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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'
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